why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.