why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
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May 22nd, 2013 // 117,228 notes
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
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May 22nd, 2013 // 74,314 notes
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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May 22nd, 2013 // 49,583 notes
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
(Source: illshowyoumadness, via miner-forty-niner)
May 22nd, 2013 // 26,721 notes
